benwinstagram:

*includes a funeral playlist in my will* 

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

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cafai:

Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

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arlequinight:

Venus, the dreamers 

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jjsparks13:

😂 I can’t

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  • Person: So where are you from?
  • Me: I come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

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"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city

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azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

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,,

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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