Because the only people for me are the mad ones

there are two types of people in my life: lemon tea and peach tea

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reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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oregonfairy:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

omg she’s adorable
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2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

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too-stoned-to-remember:

thegilly:

Fans at a Beatles concert in Sheffield, 2 November 1963.

I know that feel
lelaid:

This is too good to not post.
born-with-it-maybe:

bob’s burgers #ColorShowThe perfect

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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notexactlysober:

sammaggs:

zerogoukki:

deemzbeamz48:

naomicalhooligan:

officialmartinluther:

levantineviper:

Congratulations!

omygod

SAM WHAT DOES THIS SAY?

"I’m mouldy/rotten/dirty/filthy"…depends on the context. I’m not even joking.

I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS MEANS “I AM STINKY/DIRTY/ETC” AND I AM GOING TO DIE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

notexactlysober omg

HAHAH

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A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do.

Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via feellng)

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